Monday, July 30, 2012

"Mirror Mirror" Review

    This first of two Snow White movies this year. What a way to start us off. This is Mirror Mirror!

Sunday, July 29, 2012

Friday, July 27, 2012

"Tyler Perry's Good Deeds" Plot Review

    Tyler Perry, come on down! You the next contestant on Your Movie Sucks! This is Tyler Perry's Good Deeds!

Thursday, July 26, 2012

X-Men Movie Marathon: Episode 2: X-Men

    The X-Men movie marathon continues, this time with the first well-known X-Men movie. This is X-Men!

Tuesday, July 24, 2012

"Salmon Fishing in the Yemen" Review

    Yes, that's really the title. This is Salmon Fishing in the Yemen!


    Movie spin-offs aren't all that rare, but still they don't happen ever day. Usually because they don't work. Most spin-off's take the most popular characters from a series (I.E. X-Men Origins: Wolverine) and don't know what to do with them. Sometimes, they take a popular background character that exists only to provide comic relief and never really have anything to do with the story... and give them there own movie. So, ya, The Minions from Despicable Me are getting a spin-off.

Monday, July 23, 2012

NEW SERIES: Movie Marathon: Series 1: Generation X

    This is the first of two new series on Cinema Won that I'm unveiling this month and unlike most of the "new series" I do, these ones are actually gonna get new episodes once and a while. In this series, Movie Marathon, I'll review every movie in a film series. They can all be in the same universe, all have the same actor or all be made by the same people. To kick things off, over the next couple weeks, we'll be taking a look at the X-Men series. Starting with the first one of course. This is Generation X! 

Note the quote at the bottom.
Is this an X-Men movie or
special on skin care?

Sunday, July 22, 2012

"The Dark Knight Rises" Review

    This is it. The big one. The grand finale. This is The Dark Knight Rises!

Snyder's Steel

    If you did see The Dark Knight Rises then you probably also saw the trailer for Zack Snyder's Man of Steel. But did you know there are two trailers:

Friday, July 20, 2012

Wednesday, July 18, 2012

"A Thousand Words" Review

    This movie refuses to let Eddie Murphy talk. That might be the stupidest thing I've heard in a while. This is A Thousand Words, I guess...

Also, isn't this one of the worst
poster you've ever seen?

Thursday, July 12, 2012

"Katy Perry: Part of Me 3D" Review

    I watched Katy Perry's new movie ust to try it. I hoped my friends don't mind it. It felt so wrong it felt so right. Don't mean 'm in love tonight. I saw Katy Perry's new movie and I liked it. I liked it. This is Katy Perry: Part of Me 3D!

Tuesday, July 10, 2012

"The Artist" Review

                                   Best Picture? Right.... This is The Artist!

Saturday, July 7, 2012

"Nazis at the Center of the Earth" Review

    What the hell? Just, what the hell? This is Nazis at the Center of the Earth? Seriously?


Thursday, July 5, 2012

"The Amazing Spider-Man" Review

    Spider-Man is back on the big screen, but is his return really worth checking out? This is The Amazing Spider-Man!

Monday, July 2, 2012

"Red Tails" Review

    Cuba, please, know it off with the pipe. It looks ridiculous. This is Red Tails!