Cinema Won: Beneath Loch Ness

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Wednesday, June 5, 2013

Review 168: "Beneath Loch Ness"

"I just took a crap in my pants, how's that?'

The Cinema Won Ratings System

1 is GOD AWFUL- This is given to a movie that is not just bad, but painful to watch.

2 is JUST PLAIN BAD- This is given to the movie that's, well, just plain bad.

3 is WELL AS LONG AS IT'S FREE- This is given to a movie that is watchable, but paying any type of money for is not advised.

4 is RECOMMENDED (JUST NOT AT FULL PRICE)- This is given to the movie that is worth see, but at matinee price or off of Netflix.

5 is DAMN GOOD- This is given to the movie that not only is worth paying to see in theater, but may even be worth buying.

6 is SPECTACULAR- This is given to the movie that is so good, you may buy it... then buy another copy for your friends.

Wednesday, June 5, 2013

Review 168: "Beneath Loch Ness"

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