Cinema Won Reviews: "Annabelle"

Discover the secret of what

she wants.

SPOILER WARNING

Review 258: "Buried Alive (2007)"

Evil has awakened.

Spooky...

Review 205: "Scary MoVie"

"Look, they still throw their shit."

Review 167: "Venom (2005)"

Includes wacky blood-filled slapstick!

Review 163: "Texas Chainsaw (2013)"

"Do your thing, Cuz."

Review 105: "Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter"

Drat! There goes my screenplay for

Thomas Jefferson: Loch Ness Monster Hunter!

 

A Brief Word About "Cabin in the Woods"

    The Cabin in the Woods is a terrible movie when it comes to reviewing it. It pretty much could be called Spoiler: The Movie as there is no real way to talk about it without giving the entire thing away. Also, I am fully into the new school year, which means plenty of essays and project to keep me away from Cinema Won. It's really no big deal at all, but the point is I am pretty busy now, so posts be coming in less frequently than usual. On top of that, this week will almost exclusively be used for the TV Pilot Marathon and preparation for a big Halloween event. So, the point is this...
    I, for now, am not going to do a full review of Cabin in the Woods. Later on, say December or January, I may come back to it and fully review, but for now, here's what you need to know. The Cabin in the Woods is one of the best movies of the year. Every second of it is absolutely engaging and fantastic. The cast is great and it has one of the best horror story ever. If you have seen Cabin in the Woods yet, fix that. The Cabin in the Woods gets 6 stars out of 6. 

One-Year Anniversary Review-athon: "Freddy Vs Jason"

    What better way to celebrate Cinema Won's birthday than with a pair of homicidal serial killers. This is Freddy Vs Jason!

One-Year Anniversary Review-athon: "The Wolfman" (2010)

    You know what the original Wolfman movie needed? Mindless gory and jump scares! This is 2010's The Wolfman!


                                                                     Spoiler Warning!

"A Nightmare on Elm Street" (1984) Review

    Not gonna lie. I watched this one right before I went to bed. That was a mistake. This is the original 1984 A Nightmare on Elm Street!

"Shark Night" Review

    Horror movies are something that I hardly have touched upon in my time of writing Cinema Won. Personally, I feel as if the recent outings in the horror genre don't seem particularly interesting, especially since I don't really like being scared while watching a movie. I do enjoy the Friday the 13th series and Evil Dead II is one of my all-time favorite movies. And with my recent kick of watching classic horror movies, I tired to rent the original Jaws, however, that was unavailable, so I got stuck with this crap instead. This is Shark Night.