Review 280: "Son of God"

Their empire. His kingdom.

My naptime.

The Ultimate Superhero List 4: "Constantine"

Hell wants him. Heaven won't take him.

Earth needs him. The script hates him.

Cinema Won Vs "The Apocalypse"

    I have nothing against religion. Let me start out this review by saying that. People have a right to believe in whatever they want to believe in. However, that doesn't mean I want to spend a hour and a half being told how much my life is going to suck because I myself am not religious. Which is why most religious movies don't appeal to me personally. However, if I am going to watch a religious movie, it might as well be one with giant, world-ending asteroids, right? So let's watch 2007's creatively-titled The Apocalypse. And since it's made by the fine folks over at The Asylum, I'm sure it will be very delicate with it's message. This is The Apocalypse.