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Saturday, July 7, 2012

"Nazis at the Center of the Earth" Review

What the hell? Just, what the hell? This is Nazis at the Center of the Earth? Seriously?

SPOILER WARNING!!!

The Cinema Won Ratings System

1 is GOD AWFUL- This is given to a movie that is not just bad, but painful to watch.

2 is JUST PLAIN BAD- This is given to the movie that's, well, just plain bad.

3 is WELL AS LONG AS IT'S FREE- This is given to a movie that is watchable, but paying any type of money for is not advised.

4 is RECOMMENDED (JUST NOT AT FULL PRICE)- This is given to the movie that is worth see, but at matinee price or off of Netflix.

5 is DAMN GOOD- This is given to the movie that not only is worth paying to see in theater, but may even be worth buying.

6 is SPECTACULAR- This is given to the movie that is so good, you may buy it... then buy another copy for your friends.

Saturday, July 7, 2012

"Nazis at the Center of the Earth" Review

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