Cinema Won's Top Ten Worst Films of 2012

    It's that time of year again. After having seen over 60 films from 2012 and reviewing most of them, it's time to take a look at the ten* worst films the year has given us. As always, I haven't seen every movie from 2012. I have heard of awful films like The Lucky One or The Guilt Trip, but having not seen them myself I can't put them on my list. And, as always, this is totally my opinion. If you like one of these movies, see more movies. But, that's your opinion and I respect that. But before we look at the top ten, let's look at one film that just missed the list.

The Undefined Gamer: "Star Wars Legacy of the Force: Revelation

Isthis the potential new Star Wars?

Only time will tell.

Review 115: "Django Unchained"

It's Tarantino.

Of course it's good.

 

Christmas Extrava-Christmas: "A Madea Christmas"

Cinema Won closes out Christmas

with one of the worst things ever made.

 

Christmas Extrava-Christmas: "Disney's A Christmas Carol"

 

The Undefined Gamer close out Christmas

with a classic. Well, the remake of a classic.

 

Christmas Extrava-Christmas: "A Christmas Story 2"

 

Cinema Won takes on a classic.

Oh wait. The direct-to-DVD sequel to a classic.

Great...

 

Christmas Extrava-Christmas: "A Scooby-Doo Christmas"

The Undefined Gamer has a spooky Christmas!

Okay, sorry for that one.

 

Christmas Extrava-Christmas: "The Smurfs Christmas Carol"

The Undefined Gamer vs The Smurfs.

My money's on the Smurfs.

 

Christmas Extrava-Christmas: "The Polar Express"

Cinema Won once rode a train.

It wasn't magic.

 

Christmas Extrava-Christmas: "Mickey's Once Upon a Christmas"

Cinema Won goes back to his childhood.

It's alright.

 

Christmas Extrava-Christmas 2012: "It's a Spongebob Christmas!"

The Undefined Gamer is still watching Nickelodeon.

He has no friends.

 

Christmas Extrava-Christmas 2012: "A Fairly Odd Christmas"

The Undefined Gamer also happens to like Christmas.

I wished it so.

 

Christmas 2012: "Unnaccompanied Minors"

Hello a welcome to The Very Special Cinema Won Christmas Extrava-Christmas. Everyday until Christmas, there will be an all new Christmas-related by either me or The Undefined Gamer. And then on Christmas, something really special and awesome will happen! And to kick things off I review the 2006 film Unaccompanied Minors! What a way to kick things off...

Review 109: "Prometheus"

This is kinda like that one movie.

What was that called? Oh, right.

Predator.

 

The Undefined Gamer Reviews "Catching Fire"

 The Book.

Obviously.

The Undefined Gamer Reviews "The Hunger Games"... Again

It's the same.

But different!

The Underwelming Post-Apocalypse

    In the last few days, not one but two trailers showcasing 2013 film that covering the people left behind after the world ends have been released. The first is Oblivion, starring Tom Cruise, and the other is After Earth, an M. Night Shyamalan directed film starring Will and Jaden Smith. Here's the trailer for Oblivion:

Review 108: "Dark Shadows"

Tim Burton made a vampire movie?

Surely you jest!

 

Review 107: "The Expendables 2"

It's silly how much fun

this movie is.

 

Review 106: "Rock of Ages"

Is the movie musical dead?

Probably not, but Rock of Ages sure crippled it.

Undefined Gamer Review Pirates 1 Plus Awfully Direct Update

    First things first. Awfully Direct is going on a short hiatus. Don't worry, I am sticking with the show. However, for a number of reasons, I have to temporarily hold off on releasing new episodes. Mainly, I need to catch up my Netflix queue with some other new movies I plan to review. Also, I need to get a few episodes of Awfully Direct written before I start posting them. By letting myself have three weeks worth of episodes, I always have an episode or two on hand in case of future problems. So, Awfully Direct will return with new episodes on February 4 (Or sooner), and be sure to look out for a Christmas marathon soon. And now, here's Mitch with some pirates.

 

 

Review 105: "Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter"

Drat! There goes my screenplay for

Thomas Jefferson: Loch Ness Monster Hunter!

 

Review 104: "Moonrise Kingdom"

Ah, childhood.

I remember when I ran away from home with a girl, got

struck by lightning and then got saved by Bruce Willis.

Good times.

 

The Undefined Gamer: "Warriors: The Rise of Scourge" Review

Cats!

How terrifying!