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Showing posts with label Ratings. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Ratings. Show all posts
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Monday, August 1, 2011
The NEW New Ratings System
Now, I know I said that I wouldn't change how I rate things anymore... but I did. The (hopefully) final ratings system is basically a scale of 1 (the worst) to 6 (the best).
1 is OH GOD, MY EYES!- This is given to a movie that is not just bad, but painful to watch.
2 is JUST PLAIN BAD- This is given to the movie that's, well, just plain bad.
3 is WELL AS LONG AS IT'S FREE- This is given to a movie that is watchable, but paying any type of money for is not advised.
4 is RECOMMENDED (JUST NOT AT FULL PRICE)- This is given to the movie that is worth see, but at matinee price or off of Netflix.
5 is THEATER-WORTHY- This is given to the movie that not only is worth paying to see in theater, but may even be worth buying.
6 is REFUND PLEASE, MY MIND WAS BLOWN- This is given to the movie that is so good, you may buy it then buy another copy for your friends.
1 is OH GOD, MY EYES!- This is given to a movie that is not just bad, but painful to watch.
2 is JUST PLAIN BAD- This is given to the movie that's, well, just plain bad.
3 is WELL AS LONG AS IT'S FREE- This is given to a movie that is watchable, but paying any type of money for is not advised.
4 is RECOMMENDED (JUST NOT AT FULL PRICE)- This is given to the movie that is worth see, but at matinee price or off of Netflix.
5 is THEATER-WORTHY- This is given to the movie that not only is worth paying to see in theater, but may even be worth buying.
6 is REFUND PLEASE, MY MIND WAS BLOWN- This is given to the movie that is so good, you may buy it then buy another copy for your friends.
Tuesday, July 5, 2011
Cinema Won's Guide to Ratings
As you may have noticed I have been switching how I rate movies when I review them. Sometimes, I grade them out of 10. Sometimes, I grade them out of 5. Other times, I may not grade them at all. But now I have finally gotten a ratings system I'm happy with, so this is a quick rundown of what the ratings mean. Simply put, I am going to give what I am review one of five ratings.
WITH FRIENDS- So, this means that the movie is bad, but if you watch the movie with friends and make fun of it, you may find it will give you a fun time. So, basically, this is the so bad it's good rating. Example: the Transformers series.
SKIP IT- This one's pretty straight forward. Do not see this movie. There is little to no redeaming factor to this movie. Example: Miss March.
RENT IT- This one means that, while the movie is worth seeing, it isn't worth the full price of adimission. Rent the movie off of Netflix or Redbox. Example: I Am Number Four.
RECOMMENDED- This movie is good. Make an effort to go see it in theaters. I liked and I think you will too. Example: Thor.
MUST-SEE- If you do not see this movie in theaters, you have made a major mistake and should go punish yourself by playing Monopoly alone. Example: Super 8.
So there you have it. Next time I review something, I will give it one of these ratings. But, until then...
See you later.
P.S. Seriously go see Super 8 if you haven't already. You wouldn't be disappointed.
WITH FRIENDS- So, this means that the movie is bad, but if you watch the movie with friends and make fun of it, you may find it will give you a fun time. So, basically, this is the so bad it's good rating. Example: the Transformers series.
SKIP IT- This one's pretty straight forward. Do not see this movie. There is little to no redeaming factor to this movie. Example: Miss March.
RENT IT- This one means that, while the movie is worth seeing, it isn't worth the full price of adimission. Rent the movie off of Netflix or Redbox. Example: I Am Number Four.
RECOMMENDED- This movie is good. Make an effort to go see it in theaters. I liked and I think you will too. Example: Thor.
MUST-SEE- If you do not see this movie in theaters, you have made a major mistake and should go punish yourself by playing Monopoly alone. Example: Super 8.
So there you have it. Next time I review something, I will give it one of these ratings. But, until then...
See you later.
P.S. Seriously go see Super 8 if you haven't already. You wouldn't be disappointed.
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