Box Office Purgatory: Episode 2: "Flushed Away"

"Makes me laugh every time that one."

Review 202: "The World's End"

"We're going to see this through to the bitter end.

Or lager end."

BEN AFFLECK IS BATSHIT!!!!!!!!

WORST. BATMAN. EVER.

Look at him. He's not Christian Bale!

The Undefined Gamer: "Batman Versus Predator" Review

So, yeah, I forgot Thursday was UG Day.

So, BOP is Tuesday!

Review 201: "Percy Jackson: Sea of Monsters"

"Same difference."

The 200th Review: Box Office Purgatory: "The Invasion (2007)"

      Yes, after nearly 2 and a half years and over 400 posts, I have written 200 whole reviews. That's 199 films (X-Men:First Class counts double!) and nearly 350 hours of cinema. And how do I celebrate? By once again introducing a new series that will run for a long time here on Cinema Won (Awfully Direct isn't dead...  mostly). So, now, I proudly introduce Box Office Purgatory! Each week (Give or take) I will look at a notorious box office bomb, many from the list of the 50 biggest bombs of all time (From the "always untrustworthy" Wikipedia). I will give them a review, explain how badly they failed, why I think they failed and if they deserved better. Plus, on the Box Office Purgatory page, I will rank the bombs from best to worst. Now, let's kick things off by not falling asleep!

Review 199: "Kick-Ass 2"

"Try to have fun, otherwise,

what's the point?"

The Undefined Gamer: "Gone" Book Review

Caution: May contain superpowers.

Review 198: "Planes (2013)"

From high above the world of Cars.

(And from the direct-to-DVD bin.)

Review 197: "Black Rock"

Not every island is a paradise.

Spoiler Warning

Review 196: "Elysium"

"I need to get to Elysium."

Review 195: "Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters"

"Burn 'em all."

SPOILER WARNING

Cinema Won Goes to the Dollar Store

It smelled funny

Television Won: Buffy the Vampire Slayer: "Welcome to Hellmouth/The Harvest"

      Yes, I'm bringing this back. It's not entirely going to replace Cartoons Won. Television Won will be a new whenever-the-hell-I-feel-like-it feature son Cinema Won. Maybe I'll review a special episode of a show, a whole season, a whole series or just talk about weird things on TV like that new ABC Family show where people try to spell words while being electrocuted. To kick things off, I actually use Netflix Instant for what it's for and I'm going to rotate through several TV shows. Starting with Buffy, because Joss Whedon.

Review 194: "The Incredible Burt Wonderstone"

"Now this is a classic."

"Meaning: it's been done."

The Undefined Gamer Talks About Valiant Entertainment

I have a lot of old comics.

A lot.