Not Turtles Either

    A lot of fuss has been made by the fans of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles after, as I talked about last week, Michael Bay apparently changed their origin slightly for his new film, now making them aliens or having something to do with aliens, and as the new title for the upcoming film is just Ninja Turtles, many fans fear he is also getting rid of the "Teenage" part of the name. But, now it seems, it is going to be even worse. A leaked draft of the script has revealed that they aren't even turtles anymore. They are part of an alien race coming down to Earth looking for a new home. However, when their "Skin" reacts to Earth's atmosphere, it's "Mutates" them into turtle-looking creatures. So, now, they really are just Ninjas. Great. One last thing:

APRIL FOOLS!