It's that time of year again. After having seen over 60 films from 2012 and reviewing most of them, it's time to take a look at the ten* worst films the year has given us. As always, I haven't seen every movie from 2012. I have heard of awful films like The Lucky One or The Guilt Trip, but having not seen them myself I can't put them on my list. And, as always, this is totally my opinion. If you like one of these movies, see more movies. But, that's your opinion and I respect that. But before we look at the top ten, let's look at one film that just missed the list.
Monday, December 31, 2012
Sunday, December 30, 2012
The Undefined Gamer: "Star Wars Legacy of the Force: Revelation
Isthis the potential new Star Wars?
Only time will tell.
Saturday, December 29, 2012
Tuesday, December 25, 2012
Christmas Extrava-Christmas: "A Madea Christmas"
Cinema Won closes out Christmas
with one of the worst things ever made.
Christmas Extrava-Christmas: "Disney's A Christmas Carol"
The Undefined Gamer close out Christmas
with a classic. Well, the remake of a classic.
Monday, December 24, 2012
Christmas Extrava-Christmas: "A Christmas Story 2"
Cinema Won takes on a classic.
Oh wait. The direct-to-DVD sequel to a classic.
Great...
Christmas Extrava-Christmas: "A Scooby-Doo Christmas"
The Undefined Gamer has a spooky Christmas!
Okay, sorry for that one.
Sunday, December 23, 2012
Christmas Extrava-Christmas: "The Smurfs Christmas Carol"
The Undefined Gamer vs The Smurfs.
My money's on the Smurfs.
Saturday, December 22, 2012
Friday, December 21, 2012
Christmas Extrava-Christmas: "Mickey's Once Upon a Christmas"
Cinema Won goes back to his childhood.
It's alright.
Thursday, December 20, 2012
Christmas Extrava-Christmas 2012: "It's a Spongebob Christmas!"
The Undefined Gamer is still watching Nickelodeon.
He has no friends.
Wednesday, December 19, 2012
Christmas Extrava-Christmas 2012: "A Fairly Odd Christmas"
The Undefined Gamer also happens to like Christmas.
I wished it so.
Tuesday, December 18, 2012
Christmas 2012: "Unnaccompanied Minors"
Hello a welcome to The Very Special Cinema Won Christmas Extrava-Christmas. Everyday until Christmas, there will be an all new Christmas-related by either me or The Undefined Gamer. And then on Christmas, something really special and awesome will happen! And to kick things off I review the 2006 film Unaccompanied Minors! What a way to kick things off...
Friday, December 14, 2012
Review 109: "Prometheus"
This is kinda like that one movie.
What was that called? Oh, right.
Predator.
Thursday, December 13, 2012
Tuesday, December 11, 2012
Monday, December 10, 2012
The Underwelming Post-Apocalypse
In the last few days, not one but two trailers showcasing 2013 film that covering the people left behind after the world ends have been released. The first is Oblivion, starring Tom Cruise, and the other is After Earth, an M. Night Shyamalan directed film starring Will and Jaden Smith. Here's the trailer for Oblivion:
Sunday, December 9, 2012
Saturday, December 8, 2012
Wednesday, December 5, 2012
Review 106: "Rock of Ages"
Is the movie musical dead?
Probably not, but Rock of Ages sure crippled it.
Tuesday, December 4, 2012
Undefined Gamer Review Pirates 1 Plus Awfully Direct Update
First things first. Awfully Direct is going on a short hiatus. Don't worry, I am sticking with the show. However, for a number of reasons, I have to temporarily hold off on releasing new episodes. Mainly, I need to catch up my Netflix queue with some other new movies I plan to review. Also, I need to get a few episodes of Awfully Direct written before I start posting them. By letting myself have three weeks worth of episodes, I always have an episode or two on hand in case of future problems. So, Awfully Direct will return with new episodes on February 4 (Or sooner), and be sure to look out for a Christmas marathon soon. And now, here's Mitch with some pirates.
Monday, December 3, 2012
Review 105: "Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter"
Drat! There goes my screenplay for
Thomas Jefferson: Loch Ness Monster Hunter!
Sunday, December 2, 2012
Review 104: "Moonrise Kingdom"
Ah, childhood.
I remember when I ran away from home with a girl, got
struck by lightning and then got saved by Bruce Willis.
Good times.
Saturday, December 1, 2012
Tuesday, November 27, 2012
Monday, November 26, 2012
Saturday, November 24, 2012
Wednesday, November 21, 2012
Tuesday, November 20, 2012
Cinema Wonhundred: New Series: Awfully Direct: Werewolf: The Beast Among Us
It’s a big moment for Cinema Won today. After a year and a half, over 240 posts and several failed series, it’s finally here. This is Cinema Won’s 100th review. And what better way to celebrate this milestone than by starting a new series. You may be wondering what was wrong with Movie Marathon. Well, the problem was the variety I hoped would be added to the blog ended up not happening, as the series I was reviewing took over that month. So, with this new series, I hope to fix that. This is Awfully Direct. This new weekly series (New episodes every Tuesday!) will have me review a movie that was released direct-to-DVD, direct-to-video or made-for-TV, anything but theatrically. And to kick things off, we’ve got a monster. This is Werewolf: The Beast Among Us!
Monday, November 19, 2012
The Undefined Gamer: "Drawn to Life: Spongebob Squarepants Edition" Review
That's funny. The Undefined Gamer also
live in a pineapple under the sea.
Saturday, November 17, 2012
Friday, November 16, 2012
Thursday, November 15, 2012
Tuesday, November 13, 2012
Monday, November 12, 2012
Sunday, November 11, 2012
Thursday, November 8, 2012
Wednesday, November 7, 2012
Snow White and the Huntsman Versus Mirror Mirror
Today, Mitch and Alex team up to decide
which Snow White movie was better.
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| Wait, that's not right... |
The Undefined Gamer: "Snow White and the Huntsman" Review
Another review for Snow White?
She just won't go away!
Tuesday, November 6, 2012
Monday, November 5, 2012
"Snow White and the Huntsman" Review
The evil queen poisoned Snow White? Snow-no!
Get it? Instead of oh, I said snow.
Ya, you get it.
Sunday, November 4, 2012
Gamer v. Cinema: Star Wars to Disney
In this new series, The Undefined Gamer and Cinema Won face off
on a topic in the news right now.
Today's Topic: Disney buys Lucasfilm Ltd.
Saturday, November 3, 2012
Nightmare on Elm Street Marathon: "A Nightmare on Elm Street (2010)"
The Nightmare on Elm Street Movie Marathon ends
with the first movie again kinda sorta.
Nightmare on Elm Street Marathon: "Wes Craven's New Nightmare"
After a small break for a hurricane, Cinema Won is
back on Elm Street!
Friday, November 2, 2012
The Undefined Gamer: "The Haunted" Review
First my computer break... then we get a hurricane.
Ah well, Cinema Won is back!
Here's a post somebody else wrote.
Monday, October 22, 2012
Nightmare on Elm Street Marathon: Freddy's Dead: The Final Nightmare
That's how you decide to end it!
Friday, October 19, 2012
Thursday, October 18, 2012
Comedy's Having a Bad Day
Today came the reveal to two very sad pieces of news. One is that Movie 43 has now got a green-band trailer. The other is that Ghostbusters 3 is set to begin filming next summer.
Now I know some people may find the news of a new Ghostbusters exciting. But, for the most part, most feel have seemed to have gone from hatred to denial to whatever in only the film's stay in development hell. This time around, it seems like the original cast will play the mentors to a new younger cast that could potentially take the series if the movie does well. Now, granted, that is probably the best possible story a 20 years later sequel to Ghostbusters could have but still. Why bother at this point? Oh right...
As for Movie 43...
Now I know some people may find the news of a new Ghostbusters exciting. But, for the most part, most feel have seemed to have gone from hatred to denial to whatever in only the film's stay in development hell. This time around, it seems like the original cast will play the mentors to a new younger cast that could potentially take the series if the movie does well. Now, granted, that is probably the best possible story a 20 years later sequel to Ghostbusters could have but still. Why bother at this point? Oh right...
As for Movie 43...
Wednesday, October 17, 2012
Monday, October 15, 2012
A Nightmare on Elm Street Marathon: The Dream Master
Now this is the Freddy everyone warned you about.
That's not a good thing.
Saturday, October 13, 2012
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